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Airlock Theatre presents

Count Dykula

Tue 11 Feb – Sat 1 Mar 25 70 minutes
From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream.

Butch loner Count Dykula loves her life, even though she’s technically dead. Her gothic castle slaps and she gets to prey upon humans who stray behind the big Asda.

But trouble looms when cultural powerhouse Scare University starts preaching “the right way to be a monster”, and the ultra-femme busty bloodsuckers being presented as the perfect vampire girlies are a far cry from the Count.

With her masculine pride hanging on by a cheap carabiner, she sets out to tear down Scare U’s human-normative regime. After all, she loves a garlic naan and can only turn into a bat after a few beers.

With more fake blood, fake boobs, and bats (real) than ever before, COUNT DYKULA is Airlock Theatre’s third big queer musical extravaganza. From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream.

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Praise for previous work

'One of the funniest shows I’ve seen this year'
Always Time for Theatre
'Raucously funny'
London Pub Theatre
'Entirely inaccurate, completely shameless, and utterly delight'
All That Dazzles
'Non-stop, high-energy comedy'
A Young-ish Perceptive
'Guaranteed fun'
Theatre and Tonic
'A queer extravaganza that embraces the filthy best of panto and cabaret'
Fairy Powered Productions
'Fantastically ridiculous'
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Cast & Creative Team

Eleanor Colville, Rosanna Suppa, Robbie Taylor Hunt

Writers and Performers

Meg Narongchai

Musician

Robbie Taylor Hunt

Director

Caitlin Mawhinney

Set and Costume Designer

Catja Hamilton

Lighting Designer

Anna Short

Sound Designer

Erin Rydal, Simon McKenzie

Orchestrators and Musical Directors

Myron Birch

Choreographer

Lucy Mewis-McKerrow

Production Manager

Florian Lim

Stage Manager

Zak Nicholls

Sound Operator

Jessie Anand

Producer

Amanda Chinyanganya

Assistant Producer